Naija Babe Behavior 101

LOL! This is honestly one of my favorite memes! This is not only applicable to Lagos girls, but this is full-on Naija babe behavior 101. I am guilty as charged my people! This nothing to be proud about, but it's just what it is. I'll share some of my experiences with you. Keep on reading if your eyes are looking for correct gist to come your way.

4. I'm on my period

There was this one FINE Jamaican man I used to talk to. Kai! He was fine, but he was just too fast. So many people warned me that he would try to do too much too soon, but I didn't want to listen because I would melt whenever I looked at him. His face, body and accent was just too good to be true. One day like this, he picked me up and we were chillaxing. Next thing you know oh... he started to try and go inside my everything. I was like "Ah ah..calm down nah!" He started telling me that there was another girl that he just has sex with but he didn't like her. He mentioned that she was just a casual acquaintance for when times got rough and he was 'in need'. BTW... I was not disturbed by this because this was only our third time seeing each other. We weren't exclusive, so I wasn't offended. He proceeded to say that he wanted a 'real' relationship with me. He said that he felt that I was the right one for him and he wanted to use this opportunity to have sex with me and build something from there. #LWKMD. This boy thought he had found mugu oh! 

I told him that I was on my period. He said that didn't matter. Chai!!! Omo, see hunger! I told him that I wasn't interested in engaging in sexual intercourse with him at that time and he should just forget about it. He asked "Will you eventually have sex with me?" I said "To be honest, no. But you can continue to have the other lady satisfy your needs. I'm fine with where we are". I think you know what happened next. That was the end of all communication between us!

6. I don't love you because of your money

I have never directly said this, but I have insinuated it many times. I had a scenario that occurred in relation to this topic not too long ago. I met this guy who is really well developed (as far as his bank account is concerned). He offered to take me out several times, but it just never worked out due to our schedules.  I would always try to come across as the strong, single independent chick that I am nah and act a if I didn't pay attention to his occupation. Na lie oh! During one of my visits to his place, he said that he had to get ready for a meeting. I was like sure no problem, let me just call a cab and start heading out. He said "Don't worry about that. I will always take care of your ride for you." Chai, see blessings! I said "Oh baby...thank you. I wasn't expecting this from you. You know it's not a problem for me, but if you insist. No problem." With all the paper we dey enter his hand, he better insist! All jokes aside, I really did like him. His money was just a plus.

7. He is just a friend

One time like this eh, I went to Houston and met a roll call of guys. As in...the babe was hot! I was talking to this one guy in the club one night like this. I then saw another guy that was trying to get my attention the night before and we greeted. The other guy was like "Who is that?". I said "Oh...he's just a friend" and shined my teeth wella wella!

8. I love you too

There was this guy I met through a mutual friend in Atlanta a year ago. He and I talked over the phone for 4 months! (The longest phone relationship I have ever had!). He was a SUPER darling and truly won my heart over that period of time. He caught feelings for me very quickly and I found myself doing so as well. The only thing that kind of scared me small was that he began saying those three dangerous words "I love you" within one month into this phone relationship. He said it A LOT and texted it several times. I never could text it back, but there came a time over the phone when he asked me to say it back. I didn't want to, but I practically felt as if I was being forced. I had to squeeze my mouth to the side and say it. I couldn't say it again though. Love is now taking it to a whole other level and I wasn't ready for that just yet. He was truly a sweetheart though. I felt as though he was the right guy who came at the wrong time.

My people, I don't condone any of this behavior. You have to be careful with whoever you're romantically/ sexually dealing with. I've made some mistakes and taken the wrong decisions when it comes to dating in my life, but I don't plan on repeating them. If you've had any of such experiences, feel free to let me know of them down below.