Thursday, June 25, 2015

I Don Taya For These Nee-Gaz

Yal, just washed my clothes and I had to get this off my chest. Last time I went to Houston was like  in April. I met this guy and we spent small time together during my short stay. He was all like already asking when I was coming back and that he would miss me and whatever. I was supposed to come back in May, but never got a chance to go since then because I've been pretty busy. We used to talk a bit, but that was like forever ago. Out of no where, he sends me a text yesterday saying:
"Hey hun. I see someone forgot about me"
Ogini? We BOTH forgot about each other. As in, these nee-gaz are out of hand. It's not even as if he checked up on me when I was planning my sister's birthday that destroyed various relationships in my life. Asked me how the summer is going or when next I was coming to Houston. He dare come to my WhatsApp and say I forgot him. Abeg...comot jare! I responded hours later (because I'm no longer interested in someone who is wasting my time) and told him:
"Hey u! What's up?"
I guess I was too literal for him. He then said:
"I'm good. U?"
I responded:
"I've been good too. Been extra lazy all day though. Lol. They've been way too many Nigerian events this summer and I had to rest today"
This nee-ga didn't even respond back. Whenever I used to talk to him in the past, flow of conversation was a problem and I had to bring up topics to talk about. He would like it when I apologized that I hadn't made it in town yet and I would make it up to him. Not this time! Today he doesn't want to respond because I didn't butter him up. Some guys can be so tiring walaahi! Like what was the whole point of you texting me then. As in, Houston carry babes left, right and center. Find one of them and put sugar in their tea. Guys like this can be so damn annoying. Abeggi... just loose my number. Good riddance and good bye jare!

2 comments:

  1. Lol!! Travails of a single girl? Came over from your column on 360nobs........

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    1. My dear oh! Lol...and they wonder why we remain single. Thanks for stopping by hun :)

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